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User Info: CTVector

CTVector
8 years ago#1
Sign here if you want to apply to be part of the best army money can buy! Blue Army!!!
Ye who reads this is a fools folly...
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User Info: funny80sguy

funny80sguy
8 years ago#2
Besides the faux Herzog dollars, what would be the perks for me in joining the Blue Army when I'm perfectly content with my very own Green Army.
Even though the hippopotamus lacks a stinger for a tail, a truly wise man would rather be sat on by a bee. ~~Banacek

User Info: CTVector

CTVector
8 years ago#3
The question I would ask back to you would be: "Why wouldn't you want to be on the winning side?"

Blue Army always wins! Well, except when a strategically placed crate of Twinkies is placed onto the battlefield. Then, I cannot be held accountable for Blue Army's actions.
Ye who reads this is a fools folly...
http://users.ign.com/collection/Kin_Korn_Karn

User Info: funny80sguy

funny80sguy
8 years ago#4
Well to paraphrase John Milton from Paradise Lost (who would have been a Herzog Zwei fanatic if he weren't born in the 1600's), tis better for me to reign over the Green Army than to serve the Blue Army.

Besides, I'm trying to curb my Army's twinkie addiction by serving the Hostess Cupcakes instead. Sure, so far, it has been a miserable failure, but I foresee results in about 5 years time. I will probably lose all of my mini-bases during that time due troop attrition from malnourishment and famine, but I suspect that my main headquarters will at least still have a quarter life left for me to make my comeback stronger than ever.
Even though the hippopotamus lacks a stinger for a tail, a truly wise man would rather be sat on by a bee. ~~Banacek

User Info: DeltaBladeX

DeltaBladeX
8 years ago#5
I always used the Red Army. Why change tradition?
I'm not lazy, I just don't care
http://backloggery.com/DeltaBladeX
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