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User Info: PK_Spam

PK_Spam
1 month ago#41
“Oh bother.”

A bear. A yellow bear playing with a mound of dirt. The bear noticed him. Winnie the Pooh

Malice.

Goku didn’t have the stamina to immediately go into Blue, but he had just enough to make it to Super Saiyan 2.

“Would you, could you, help me?” Pooh pointed to the mound of dirt.

Goku wasn’t about to fall for another dirty trick. He blasted the mound, which exploded in a brilliant, heavenly display. That bear had planted a mine there. And the mine was definitely powerful enough to blow him to bits.
Goku rushed forward again. He was quickly running out of juice, and he had to take this one out quickly. He would worry about the bear’s gimmicks later.

A kick launched the bear sky high. He didn’t seem to have much of any defense, because his stuffing exploded out from his body. His rush to take out opponents would have to wait. After this, he would absolutely have to rest up.

“Kamehameha!”

A significantly less powerful beam than last time, but the hit connected, and Pooh was fully enveloped by the wave. His miniscule power level disappeared. Had Goku won? He was on the brink of going back to his base form, but he couldn’t risk powering down just yet.

“Oh bother.”

Pooh was on his back, and clumsily stumbled onto his feet. He yawned.

Was this a joke?

Goku punched the bear again, but this time, the teddy bear blocked the hit with a paw.

“Would you happen to have any honey?”

Before Goku could react, Pooh balled up his fist and punched Goku square in the jaw, hard enough to send him back a few steps.

“I have a rumbly in my tumbly,” he said with a growling stomach.

Goku didn’t move, and he had a sickening feeling that Instant Transmission was a no go. Teleporting willy nilly seemed like it was an easy option for any fight, but it quickly drained his stamina, and if that witch was waiting for him out there, he’d be liable to get attacked again. How he wished Vegeta was here to back him up. At the very least, Bayonetta would’ve been busy beating up his friend instead of potentially launching a counter attack. For now, he would have to focus on the foe in front of him.

But Pooh did something unexpected. He turned right around, and hobbled away. Goku wasn’t about to take that insult without doing anything.

He launched another series of punches and kicks, but the bear was prepared this time. He was able to block and minimize any damage given, but this was good. Any hit that connected was a welcome one. He just needed to keep the pressure up.

And it worked! He used one of the last droplets of energy to teleport behind the bear, landing a blow to the back of his head. Pooh was sent rolling all the way out of the clearing, straight into the forest. Right by Hank Hill, who had to readjust his glasses from the sight he had just witnessed.

“Hwat?”

Pooh was stationary on the ground. No tricks, no secret abilities. Pooh was a straightforward fighter, just the kind that made Goku’s day.

No more energy to send a ki blast, or even fly, Goku charged forward, ready to land the killing blow.

“Fufufu,” the bear laughed.

Goku wasn’t on his game today. It wasn’t like him to continuously get blindsided like this. He felt a pressure sensor collapse beneath his feet.

Heh… so this was all Pooh’s plan. He had planted mines in more than one spot.

The last thing he could sense was his body incinerating in flame.

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User Info: PK_Spam

PK_Spam
1 month ago#42
Formatting might be bad, and there're probably misspellings all over the place. I'm a lazy writer who doesn't proofread or edit things for worthwhile content on my first draft. But you're all fine with that, right? You all probably just want fun battles and tactics and stuff, so you all understand, I hope.

I'll try and write out another chapter either suuuuuuuuuper early in the morning, or during a lunch break. But with all my irl priorities after my profesh stuff tomorrow, I'll probably only be able to get a single PoV done. I hope you're all cool with that too. expect a better schedule starting Thursday. If you REALLY can't wait, I /guess/ I can try my hardest to crank out a second chapter.
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SaltyAndSweet
1 month ago#43
Pretty entertaining so far, good job
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wolfy42
1 month ago#44
Lol at Goku getting pwnd by Winnie the Pooh.
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User Info: PK_Spam

PK_Spam
1 month ago#45
I figure I should give the actual sim screenshots to stave off the people who might say I’m completely disregarding the results of the sim. I altered some stuff (Goku just randomly stepped on a land mine and never even came across Bayo, and Pooh just ran away) for entertainment’s sake. I’m not gonna change the winner or anything, but I’d like to think the way I did things was more fun for everyone involved.

I didn’t go and include EVERYONE in this Cornocopia sequence because it would’ve been WAY too much. But don’t worry, I’ll try my hardest to make sure everyone moving forward at least gets some decent spotlight. I’m sorry to the people who requested Randy Orton and the others who were immediately taken out. I know it sucks to lose your chosen rep right off the bat, but thems the breaks, I guess *shrugs*

Still, sorry I couldn’t give them the attention they deserve

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Unbridled9
1 month ago#46
Batman... WITH UNLIMITED PREP-TIME!
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Metalsonic66
1 month ago#47
Unbridled9 posted...
Batman... WITH UNLIMITED PREP-TIME!
Batman with a Time-Turner
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joemodda
1 month ago#48
Batman, except it's actually Superman disguised as him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsz1p7R5CQA
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afrodude77
1 month ago#49
joemodda posted...
Batman, except it's actually Superman disguised as him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsz1p7R5CQA

I loved that episode and the batman brave and bold episode where Superman, Shazam and Aquaman all pretend to be batman
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Krow_Incarnate
1 month ago#50
Nero DMC5
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