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You ever think maybe God is a bit depressed?

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User Info: lilORANG

lilORANG
6 months ago#1
This dude has had every movie ever made spoiled for him before it came out. He can't just sit back and watch a football game because he knows every play before it happens. He knows every story his friends will tell him, so he's either gotta feign interest or just be a dick and brush it off. How does he ever find anything fun to do?
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User Info: OrangeWizard

OrangeWizard
6 months ago#2
During the account of Abraham almost sacrificing his son, at Genesis 22:10-12:

Then Abraham reached out his hand and took the knife to kill his son. But Jehovah’s angel called to him from the heavens and said: “Abraham, Abraham!” to which he answered: “Here I am!” Then he said: “Do not harm the boy, and do not do anything at all to him, for now I do know that you are God-fearing because you have not withheld your son, your only one, from me.”

Sorry to ruin your fun.
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User Info: lilORANG

lilORANG
6 months ago#3
OrangeWizard posted...
During the account of Abraham almost sacrificing his son, at Genesis 22:10-12:

Then Abraham reached out his hand and took the knife to kill his son. But Jehovah’s angel called to him from the heavens and said: “Abraham, Abraham!” to which he answered: “Here I am!” Then he said: “Do not harm the boy, and do not do anything at all to him, for now I do know that you are God-fearing because you have not withheld your son, your only one, from me.”

Sorry to ruin your fun.


I don't think Angels are ever supposed to be omnipotent are they? That wouldn't even make sense!
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User Info: OrangeWizard

OrangeWizard
6 months ago#4
Angels speak for God.
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User Info: lilORANG

lilORANG
6 months ago#5
Sarah Huckabee Sanders speaks for Trump. That doesn't mean she knows what's going on in his head!
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User Info: Al-Uzza

Al-Uzza
6 months ago#6
Probably. He kills himself in Begotten.

User Info: 3127

3127
6 months ago#7
I worship YHVH as the highest God (among other gods) but do not ascribe terms like "omnipotent", "omniscient", or "omnibenevolent" to this God, as none of those things are relevant to this God's place in my spiritual-religious system.
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User Info: FlyingForever

FlyingForever
6 months ago#8
OrangeWizard posted...
Angels speak for God.


But God made angels so it's still God speaking for himself

Got em
-~get rich or drunk trying ~-
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