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User Info: DrugsRBad

4 months ago#1
which animal would He be?

I would go with a big muscular gorilla.

And while we’re at it, if the Devil was an animal, which animal would He be?

I would go with a goat.
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User Info: Hustle Kong

Hustle Kong
4 months ago#2
Human being.
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User Info: Kenji_Kotaro

4 months ago#3
Tortoise. My idea of a supreme God as some sort of animal would be the "wise old tortoise" trope.

Edit: Forgot the Devil...Honestly, probably a dragon or snake. I don't normally like the "reptiles are evil" thing but, well, they kinda fit.
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User Info: OrangeWizard

4 months ago#4
He'd be a ditto, capable of becoming anything he needs to be in order to accomplish his purpose

User Info: Sherlock_H

4 months ago#5

According to Pokemon, at least.
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User Info: Dancedreamer

4 months ago#6
Big Foot. People believe they both exist, and go to great lengths to make up evidence.
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User Info: Dagorha

4 months ago#7
God: Tasmanian Devil

Devil: Bedbug
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User Info: 3127

4 months ago#8
YHVH would be a dragon...

6 In my distress I called upon the Lord, and cried unto my God: he heard my voice out of his temple, and my cry came before him, even into his ears.

7 Then the earth shook and trembled; the foundations also of the hills moved and were shaken, because he was wroth.

8 There went up a smoke out of his nostrils, and fire out of his mouth devoured: coals were kindled by it.

9 He bowed the heavens also, and came down: and darkness was under his feet.

10 And he rode upon a cherub, and did fly: yea, he did fly upon the wings of the wind.

11 He made darkness his secret place; his pavilion round about him were dark waters and thick clouds of the skies.

12 At the brightness that was before him his thick clouds passed, hail stones and coals of fire.

13 The Lord also thundered in the heavens, and the Highest gave his voice; hail stones and coals of fire

Psalms 18:6-13

User Info: YAMBAG84

4 months ago#9
Hustle Kong posted...
Human being.

Best answer ever.

User Info: str8Knowledge

4 months ago#10
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