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User Info: CIA911

CIA911
8 years ago#31
I'm just curious what reason you could have for zealously sticking to one Old English translation of the bible. Especially providing you don't speak Old English

I dunno. I like it better. Besides...I can always look at the new English versions online if I want.
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User Info: king_gimpy

king_gimpy
8 years ago#32
I'm tracking this topic so I can come back and have a good laugh when nothing comes of this.
Long Live the New Flesh!.

User Info: CIA911

CIA911
8 years ago#33
Also TheRealJiraiya...can you answer my question in the predestination topic ? I noticed you haven't yet.
May 21, 2011 Judgement Day. 31 Days Left. It is good that a man should both hope and quietly wait for the salvation of the LORD.

User Info: OrangeWizard

OrangeWizard
8 years ago#34

From: king gimpy | #032
I'm tracking this topic so I can come back and have a good laugh when nothing comes of this.


I'm pretty sure he'll say "HA! I FOOLED YOU! I WAS JUST TROLLING!"

From: CIA911 | #031
I dunno. I like it better.


A KJV adherent who can't answer this question is not a true KJV adherent at all.

Acceptable answers include: "THE KJV IS THE ORIGINAL BIBLE THAT GOD GAVE TO HUMANS!" or "THE KJV WAS BIRTHED BY THE POPE IN A SEA OF HOLY WATER"
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User Info: CIA911

CIA911
8 years ago#35
A KJV adherent who can't answer this question is not a true KJV adherent at all.

Acceptable answers include: "THE KJV IS THE ORIGINAL BIBLE THAT GOD GAVE TO HUMANS!" or "THE KJV WAS BIRTHED BY THE POPE IN A SEA OF HOLY WATER"


Hmm...well I guess it's a good thing that knowledge on Bible history is not a prerequisite to be saved. Because I certainly did not know that 2nd one.
May 21, 2011 Judgement Day. 30 Days Left. It is good that a man should both hope and quietly wait for the salvation of the LORD.

User Info: OrnitierIX

OrnitierIX
8 years ago#36
The King James Bible isn't in Old English.

Old English looks like this:
http://erikafranz.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/beowulf_firstpage.jpg
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User Info: Hustle Kong

Hustle Kong
8 years ago#37
Exactly. Part of me dies whenever people refer to KJV as Old English.
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User Info: Dagorha

Dagorha
8 years ago#38
old english? Middle English is where it's at. Chaucer ftw.

Whan that aprill with his shoures soote
The droghte of march hath perced to the roote,
And bathed every veyne in swich licour
Of which vertu engendred is the flour;
Whan zephirus eek with his sweete breeth
Inspired hath in every holt and heeth
Tendre croppes, and the yonge sonne
Hath in the ram his halve cours yronne,
And smale foweles maken melodye,
That slepen al the nyght with open ye
(so priketh hem nature in hir corages);
Thanne longen folk to goon on pilgrimages,
And palmeres for to seken straunge strondes,
To ferne halwes, kowthe in sondry londes;
And specially from every shires ende
Of engelond to caunterbury they wende,
The hooly blisful martir for to seke,
That hem hath holpen whan that they were seeke.
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User Info: OrangeWizard

OrangeWizard
8 years ago#39

From: OrnitierIX | #036
The King James Bible isn't in Old English.


From: Hustle Kong | #037
Exactly. Part of me dies whenever people refer to KJV as Old English.


Oh, ok. Then it's grammatically incorrect modern English.
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User Info: BetaSquadron

BetaSquadron
8 years ago#40
http://web.me.com/lorenmadsen/endings/pick_a_year.html
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