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User Info: Hyena 20

Hyena 20
4 weeks ago#1
If you had a choice, who would you prefer to be POTUS, Donald Trump, or Cthulhu? - Results (66 votes)
Trump, MAGA-DD chess!
10.61% (7 votes)
7
Cthulhu, because I can't understand a word he says, so I won't know if he said something stupid or not.
10.61% (7 votes)
7
Trump, because Cthulhu would destroy the planet.
12.12% (8 votes)
8
Cthulhu: His porn tape would be better than Trump's
15.15% (10 votes)
10
Trump, because Cthulhu is an illegal immigrant.
4.55% (3 votes)
3
Cthulhu; he's easier on the eyes and ears than Trump.
21.21% (14 votes)
14
Doesn't matter. We're equally f***ed either way: global warming or elder apocalypse.
12.12% (8 votes)
8
What difference does it make? The visage of either one is equally likely to drive you insane.
9.09% (6 votes)
6
Who is Cthulhu?
4.55% (3 votes)
3
This poll is now closed.
Choose the one that best fits your view.
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User Info: hoax123

hoax123
4 weeks ago#2
I would probably go with Beelzaboot, myself.
- Centrism means that the Republicans have a bad idea, and the Democrats are going to help them do it.

User Info: ItsSoHot

ItsSoHot
4 weeks ago#3
Congratulations, you’ve finally found someone less capable of being president than Trump. I mean it literally had to be a fictional entity that’s a god of madness and despair that wants to make all of life suffer and die, but you did it. Congratulations?
the final bahamut 4 weeks ago#4
"who is C'thulhu" makes me sad you didn't include "who is Trump".
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User Info: Hyena 20

Hyena 20
4 weeks ago#5
the final bahamut posted...
"who is C'thulhu" makes me sad you didn't include "who is Trump".


Damn XD I should have added that, I had one more slot left.

Congratulations, you’ve finally found someone less capable of being president than Trump. I mean it literally had to be a fictional entity that’s a god of madness and despair that wants to make all of life suffer and die, but you did it. Congratulations?


*Isn't 100% certain if serious*

BTW, I meant to include a "Cthulhu. Just end it already!" option.
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User Info: ItsSoHot

ItsSoHot
4 weeks ago#6
I’m somewhat kidding. I do think Trump would be s better President than Cthuhlu, but I’ll concede he’s still a better President than things less ridiculous than that. I say this still thinking he’s a terrible President.

User Info: hmnut7

hmnut7
4 weeks ago#7
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User Info: VeiledGenesis

VeiledGenesis
4 weeks ago#8
Cthulhu has cooler merch and I like his stance on getting your beauty sleep.
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User Info: hoax123

hoax123
4 weeks ago#9
ItsSoHot posted...
Congratulations, you’ve finally found someone less capable of being president than Trump. I mean it literally had to be a fictional entity that’s a god of madness and despair that wants to make all of life suffer and die, but you did it. Congratulations?


I prefer the real God of madness (Sheogorath).
- Centrism means that the Republicans have a bad idea, and the Democrats are going to help them do it.

User Info: Susanowo

Susanowo
4 weeks ago#10
Who the heck is Cthulhu?

My vote defaulted to "Trump".
I support Donald Trump as the American President of 2020.
I support Mike Pence as the American President of 2024.
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