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User Info: MetaKirb7

MetaKirb7
2 months ago#1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOw0I8pcIvU&ab_channel=SchaffrillasProductions

Welcome to Smash Brothers. Have a look around.
Any gaming franchise you can think of can be found.
We've got dozens of fighters. Both classic and new.
You're guaranteed a character important to you

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/7/1/AAbt3sAACI4f.jpg

Welcome to Smash Brothers. Hop into a fight
Would you like to 1v1 me or use items just for spite?
We have oodles of options just for competitive fans ;)
Just don't bring up melee cause that game is banned

Welcome to Smash Brothers. You wouldn't believe-
How many people want Mario to beat up Minecraft Steve
Play Samus! Play Simon! Play Sans Undertale!
We've got a crossover so endless in scale.

Welcome to Smash Brothers. Get into Elite
All you need to do is spam that PK Fire s*** to cheat
We got spirits; no trophies and no target test
But we've got a bunch of fanart of thewiifittrainerandpalutenaf***ingeachother

Welcome to Smash Brothers. Snake can't use a gun
But a teenage boy in Highschool can pull his out just for fun
We gotta censor Mythra cause her outfit is too lewd
But you can play as Shulk and Samus half nude!

Sonic's been here 13 years and still he's all alone
Ganon's been here 20 and he still plays like a clone!
Play as PAC-MAN or attack the man who brought everyone back
Because the game lacks Dante, Crash and Knack ( Don't cut him slack cuz he's a hack)

Sakurai hates modern Kirby, never played the games
There's 8 Fire Emblem f***ers why do they all play the same?
Can we get a new Zelda rep that is not a Link?
Who cares about Ridley and Banjo
If
their
move
sets
stink?

Could I interest you in everyone? Everyone's here!
Go on and play as everyone. Everyone's here!
Waluigi's not though so there's still more work I fear
But for now it's everyone. Everyone's here!
( x2 )

You know... It wasn't always like this...

Not very long ago... Just before your time...
Right before the Gamecube dropped, Circa '99
There were only 8, right out the gate- you could unlock 4
We set our sights and spent our nights, waiting...

For more.... more....We just wanted more...
When Kojima asked for Snake in... That kicked down the door...
And you kept on requesting these Icons galore....
Now look at you... youuuu.... youuuuuuuuuuuuu insatiable you...

All he needs to add is Geno now, Sora and Goku
And even when they're added there's still more to do
Sakurai once thought that Brawl would've ended them all
ahahahaha...ahAHAHAHA....AHAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAA

Could I interest you in everyone? Everyone's here!
Go on and play as everyone. Everyone's here!
Waluigi's not though so there's still more work I fear
But for now it's everyone. Everyone's here!
( x2 )

If this was posted before I swear to bejezuz. I looked up THREE different key words for any other topic on this video and I found nothing so it beTTER not bE!!

User Info: TykiMikk

TykiMikk
2 months ago#2
Samus counts as half nude? What does that make Pyra?

User Info: AzureFEF

AzureFEF
2 months ago#3
I read half of it then got bored
I play too much fire emblem fates I literally have 1,700+ hours in total. I'm even rewriting and rebalancing the damn game.

User Info: crazybenjamin

crazybenjamin
2 months ago#4
There's 8 Fire Emblem f***ers

All he needs to add is Geno
0/10 for the hypocrisy.

(Yes, I cut off the "why do they all play the same" part, but that's just because the existence of clones makes it less justifiable to argue that FE steals slots from more deserving franchises)
SSBU Mains: Inkling, Mario
Headcanon: The blue and orange Inklings are best friends, and Mario is a mentor to them.

User Info: MetaKirb7

MetaKirb7
2 months ago#5
TykiMikk posted...
Samus counts as half nude? What does that make Pyra?
Uh oh 👁

AzureFEF posted...
I read half of it then got bored
Then watch the video bruh whaaaaat

crazybenjamin posted...
0/10 for the hypocrisy.

(Yes, I cut off the "why do they all play the same" part, but that's just because the existence of clones makes it less justifiable to argue that FE steals slots from more deserving franchises)
This is by the guy who made a whole video defending Fire Emblem’s representation in Smash:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/234547-super-smash-bros-ultimate/79314748

So I’m sure it’s a joke, lol

User Info: BlueVanLock

BlueVanLock
2 months ago#6
Cringe.

Like holy s***, this reads like every tiring, stale SmashFaqs topic crammed into one awful, formless verse. Just reading it gave me a belly ache - you can't pay me enough money to play the damn thing.
"If the footprints of life are destined... To be buried by time, then we will never stop moving forward."

User Info: MetaKirb7

MetaKirb7
2 months ago#7
BlueVanLock posted...
Cringe.

Like holy s***, this reads like every tiring, stale SmashFaqs topic crammed into one awful, formless verse. Just reading it gave me a belly ache - you can't pay me enough money to play the damn thing.
That’s half the reason I posted it lmaooo

You missin out by not watching tho fr smh

User Info: crazybenjamin

crazybenjamin
2 months ago#8
MetaKirb7 posted...
This is by the guy who made a whole video defending Fire Emblem’s representation in Smash:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/234547-super-smash-bros-ultimate/79314748

So I’m sure it’s a joke, lol
If the video creator wanted to specifically mock Smash fans, he could have been a bit more obvious about it. As BlueVanLock pointed out, it's pretty much just a laundry list of all the arguments that Smash fans use.
SSBU Mains: Inkling, Mario
Headcanon: The blue and orange Inklings are best friends, and Mario is a mentor to them.

User Info: MetaKirb7

MetaKirb7
2 months ago#9
crazybenjamin posted...
If the video creator wanted to specifically mock Smash fans, he could have been a bit more obvious about it. As BlueVanLock pointed out, it's pretty much just a laundry list of all the arguments that Smash fans use.
I’m pretty sure that’s the entire point of the song lmao.

User Info: crazybenjamin

crazybenjamin
2 months ago#10
MetaKirb7 posted...
I’m pretty sure that’s the entire point of the song lmao.
The song came across as being more about the game itself, rather than about the fanbase
SSBU Mains: Inkling, Mario
Headcanon: The blue and orange Inklings are best friends, and Mario is a mentor to them.
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