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User Info: Crimson_Squid

Crimson_Squid
1 month ago#51
A. Pick up chicks.

Olimar approached the two women, seeing as he came closer that they seemed to be locked in heated verbal combat.

"I'm sorry, dear, but I'm afraid the winner of the Major Circuit is already decided," Twintelle informed her rival with a dismissive shrug.

"W-W-Wha...?!" Min-Min stuttered in equal parts disbelief and indignation. "B-but I won the Party Crash Bash!! How could you even say that?!"

"Oh, please," Twintelle scoffed. "That trumped-up popularity contest? That doesn't mean anything. I'll be the one to face and take down Mike Tyson."

"Well, I think you-"

"Hello, ladies." Olimar said, performing what he would call a 'dapper saunter' over to where the two ARMS characters sat. He leaned an elbow against the table and attempted to slick back what few hairs he had left; only to have his glove smack against his helmet, causing him to flinch and stumble, barely managing to catch on to the table to keep from falling.

"Hmm. This must be my most charm-challenged fan yet." Twintelle said.

"And just what makes you think he's your fan?" Min-Min challenged. Then she seemed to reconsider before a smug smile crossed her face. "Actually, you know what? He probably is your fan."

"Well let's just ask him then." Twintelle said coolly. "Well, whose fan are you, dear?"

Olimar considered his options.

A. Twintelle's fan.
B. Min-Min's fan.
C. Super Macho Man's fan.
D. Whoever's fan you want me to be, baby.

Party

1. Olimar
1a. Pikmace
1a1. Red Pikmin
1a2. Yellow Pikmin
1a3. Purple Pikmin
1a4. White Pikmin
1a5. Rock Pikmin
1a6. Winged Pikmin
1b. Recording Device
1b1. Lifelight (as sung by Peanut)
1b2. Iago’s Death
1b3. Falcon Vs. Kraid
1b4. Larry "Chatting"
1e. Gun (Bullets x 2?)
1f. Dried Mushroom x 1
1g. Pamphlets x 38
1h. Phantom Hourglass x 5
1i. 2,500 Rupees
1j. Bullet Bill x 2
1k. Pokeball x 1
1l. Jetpack x 1
1m. Dragoon Piece C

2. Skree
2a. Suck Life Force
2b. Carry

3. Boney
3a. Bite
3b. Sniff
3c. Round Bomb
3d. Square Bomb
3e. Magnesis
3f. Stasis
3g. Cryonis Pillar
3h. Cryonis Ball
3i. Flight
3j. Camera
3ja. Vinebeck w/Falco
3k. Pokeball x 1

4. Vinebeck
4a. Ptooie
4b. Poison Breath
4c. Piranha Copter
4d. Long-Stem Strike
4e. Prickly Swing
4f. Chomp
4g. Fire Breath
4h. Pokeball x 1
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jkid101094
1 month ago#52
I mean I'm more a Twintelle guy myself.
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CheerUpCrewcut
1 month ago#53
f*** is Super Macho Man gonna die

I vote we follow him if possible, if not, B.
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Crimson_Squid
1 month ago#54
CheerUpCrewcut posted...
f*** is Super Macho Man gonna die


Why would you say such a thing? He's only taking the Zelda equivalent of steroids.
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CheerUpCrewcut
1 month ago#55
Crimson_Squid posted...
CheerUpCrewcut posted...
f*** is Super Macho Man gonna die


Why would you say such a thing? He's only taking the Zelda equivalent of steroids.

Do we know if we can trust that. More importantly he's probably gonna be going up against Tyson next I would bet, so even if he isn't in danger from the potion he'd probably die.
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MrFuzz111
1 month ago#56
Y’all know we’re married, right? Olimar’s just started to save his marriage, potentially screwing ourselves over by hitting on people that aren’t even interested in us seems like a bad idea.
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Crimson_Squid
1 month ago#57
I wouldn't take it too seriously, Olimar was just goofing around.

Plus Marlia still wants a divorce as far as he knows.

That said, if you guys insist on having Olimar start to explore other options, we can make that a subplot.
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CheerUpCrewcut
1 month ago#58
Crimson_Squid posted...
I wouldn't take it too seriously, Olimar was just goofing around.

Plus Marlia still wants a divorce as far as he knows.

That said, if you guys insist on having Olimar start to explore other options, we can make that a subplot.

If we're marrying anyone else its Falco
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Crimson_Squid
1 month ago#59
CheerUpCrewcut posted...
If we're marrying anyone else its Falco


Hyrule hasn't legalized different-species marriage.
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EpicSnailMan
1 month ago#60
Ignoring that subplot, I say “nobody’s fan but my own” and walk out to follow Macho Man
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