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User Info: angeldeb82

angeldeb82
3 months ago#1
...by GFJunichiMasuda.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/top10/3134-the-top-10-strongest-magikarp-in-pokmon-mainline-games-so

Although not on the front page yet, I can tell that this list is pretty good. So what do you guys think?
Fussenpepper: I'll miss my train. Parappa: You'll miss your train. Fussenpepper: I'll miss my brain. Parappa: May I help you?

User Info: GFJunichiMasuda

GFJunichiMasuda
3 months ago#2
You think it was pretty good? It was supposed to be a bad list which doesn't make sense at all. I didn't even fix the typos and wrong grammar. I just wanted to write a list which is even worse than the one of that other user. I need to get worse...

But thank you very much.
My friends work at GameFreak

User Info: TheHonestTruth

TheHonestTruth
3 months ago#3
GFJunichiMasuda posted...
You think it was pretty good? It was supposed to be a bad list which doesn't make sense at all. I didn't even fix the typos and wrong grammar. I just wanted to write a list which is even worse than the one of that other user. I need to get worse...

But thank you very much.

She just f***ing says that about every goddamn list, and it gets old. She said the same f***ing thing for this one

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/2000445-top-10-lists/78051234

and then most everyone rips it apart.
You can't handle the truth!

User Info: Eevee-Trainer

Eevee-Trainer
3 months ago#4
GFJunichiMasuda posted...
I just wanted to write a list which is even worse than the one of that other user. I need to get worse...

An admirable first attempt if nothing else.

Not gonna lie though, this list certainly falls in the vein of random, weird and obscure knowledge I'd like knowing lol
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User Info: TheTower

TheTower
3 months ago#5
That was a GOD-DAMN hilarious read. Amazing!

“What, man? Do I look like a Magikarp to you? I’m Skyla! I brought you here! You really need a break, damn…”

“My Magikarp is clearly in the top percentage of all Magikarp.”
“My Magikarp is super cool.”
“I’m going to become a great trainer with my Magikarp.”
“Magikarp is the best Pokémon in the whole world.”
“I tried to surf on my Magikarp but it didn’t work.”
“It’s not weak! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!”
“My Magikarp is better than yours. It’s better than all of your stupid Pokémon!”
“Magikarp, use Splash!”

“I tried to make them somehow versatile in battles. A friend of mine gave me some nice items. They’re called Everstones. They’re supposed to make my Pokémon stronger but it doesn’t work. Wait, what? That’s not how Everstones work? What do they do instead? They’re making what?! I’m going to f***ing kill my friend, that f***ing son of b****! He should f***ing die and I’m gonna p*** on his grave! That f***ing stupid piece of s***!”

“Wait, I just had a great idea. That guy is selling those Magikarp at level 5, right? I’m gonna sell mine at level 100! I’m sure people will pay much more money for a level 100 Magikarp. What do you mean by: It cannot evolve then? That’s not my problem!”

George: “Evolving my Magikarp? Are you insane? It’s clearly my MVP! What I mean by MVP? This stands for: Mingy and Vulnerable Pokémon. And every team needs one of those!”

User Info: GFJunichiMasuda

GFJunichiMasuda
3 months ago#6
Thanks for all your comments so far. People really seem to enjoy that stupid list about a very niche fact that probably nobody ever wanted to know. I didn't expect that to be honest.
My friends work at GameFreak

User Info: angeldeb82

angeldeb82
3 months ago#7
GFJunichiMasuda posted...
Thanks for all your comments so far. People really seem to enjoy that stupid list about a very niche fact that probably nobody ever wanted to know. I didn't expect that to be honest.


Yeah, you sure had a weird sense of humor, as far as I can tell.
Fussenpepper: I'll miss my train. Parappa: You'll miss your train. Fussenpepper: I'll miss my brain. Parappa: May I help you?

User Info: Pako Pako

Pako Pako
2 months ago#8
@GFJunichiMasuda

This has been making the rounds on social media:

https://youtu.be/WyRTqh20On0
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User Info: Eevee-Trainer

Eevee-Trainer
2 months ago#9
Pako Pako posted...
@GFJunichiMasuda

This has been making the rounds on social media:

https://youtu.be/WyRTqh20On0

lol

Sucks that most of the time these strategies only work because the opponent's team was poorly built. Focus Sashes or priority moves would've wrecked those two.

Oh well. Still amusing to watch.
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DarkCaptain3
2 months ago#10
Other than intentionally writing this worst than the others who we know do, was this meant to serve another purpose?? I was just curious as I felt that you could have made a point with the intention of this being a badly written list and what is determined to be on the front page. ;P
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