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User Info: aspilanti84

aspilanti84
5 years ago#1
And doesn't he just suffer rejection after rejection from ALL girls in the game until Garnet feels sorry for him like a brother? I don't think their love was sexual in nature, more brotherly-sisterly.

Plus, Zidane has no sexual organs to speak of.

/Game.

User Info: Azuredoragon

Azuredoragon
5 years ago#2
THEN HOW DOES HE TINKLE TINKLE?!


... how did vivi tinkle tinkle?

D: Is it like the "My first potty" baby doll?

User Info: aspilanti84

aspilanti84
5 years ago#3
Azuredoragon posted...
THEN HOW DOES HE TINKLE TINKLE?!


... how did vivi tinkle tinkle?

D: Is it like the "My first potty" baby doll?


Plot holes. Seriously. They're designed genderless but can use the bathroom. Such a careless mistake.

The story of 9 is full of plot holes, because it's rushed.

I mean, they could have just left that scene out. But someone insisted it be in it. Which is undeniably stupid and creepy.

User Info: verylatebloomer

verylatebloomer
5 years ago#4
oh my god...how many topics can a new user create? jesus. how many boards are you simu-trolling right now? just post "x is not y" on the meta board and be done with it.
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User Info: WindMouseHanpan

WindMouseHanpan
5 years ago#5
Yes, because brotherly-sisterly love is kissing mouth to mouth in front of hundreds of people, right? :P

Also where does it state Genomes are genderless? I don't recall the game stating they didn't have a gender, just that most of them have no soul, with Zidane, Kuja and Mikoto being the exceptions.
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User Info: Azuredoragon

Azuredoragon
5 years ago#6
iirc they say they are asexual and that their bodies will later change to adapt to the soul that inhabits them when zidane makes a reference to someone being a girl.

User Info: WindMouseHanpan

WindMouseHanpan
5 years ago#7
Ah, right, I recall that line now. So they're created genderless, but later on develop features in accordance to the soul that inhabits them. Presumably genitals are included in this.
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User Info: phiefer3

phiefer3
5 years ago#8
Also, why do people seem to think that one must have a gender in order to tinkle?

Even if the Genomes do not have genders when they're created, they still eat and drink, and therefore they also produce waste, so they must have some means of expelling it.

Same goes for the Black Mages. So even without a gender there's no reason that Vivi couldn't have the necessary 'equipment' for the tinkle scene.
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User Info: WindMouseHanpan

WindMouseHanpan
5 years ago#9
^ That's actually a very good point...I never really thought about it that way. I suppose you could design a creature with a means of expelling waste that doesn't involve genitalia. Huh, maybe Zidane doesn't have any junk in the trunk after all lol.
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User Info: Azuredoragon

Azuredoragon
5 years ago#10
The only time I've seen something like this done was on Mr. Pickles.
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