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User Info: N10DSenPi

9 months ago#11
It has 2 vibrators that bring me joy.
My puppet body is Reggie! - Reggie Fils-Aime

User Info: Usabell

9 months ago#12
It can administer an enema.
Consoles shouldn't be about 480p, 720p, 1080p or the prettiest slideshow.
They're about a magical box that outputs wonderful streams of 60 images per second.

User Info: NicknameMy

9 months ago#13
It lets Sony look like fools:


User Info: Z6980

9 months ago#14
It can cure cancer.
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User Info: Terantatek

9 months ago#15
Run 30fps with drops or frame pacing issues.
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User Info: beltrunner19

9 months ago#16
It can conquer the entire Pacific Amphitheatre and commit horrible crimes against humanity.
is the sentence "getting chipotle with aristotle" funnier if you mispronounce chipotle or aristotle

User Info: Dystroph

9 months ago#17
It can practice medicine in the great state of Iowa.

User Info: PalebloodSeeker

9 months ago#18
Some people don't know how to read.
Favorite Series/Games: Bloodborne, Valkyria Chronicles, Ys, Trails in the Sky, Trails of Cold Steel, Persona

User Info: Apalachicola

9 months ago#19
The Nintendo Switch can obviously record your thoughts and generate corresponding Hulu recommendations. It also turns kids gay.
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate.
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