Let's list things the Nintendo Switch can do.

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User Info: N10DSenPi

N10DSenPi
1 month ago#11
It has 2 vibrators that bring me joy.
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User Info: Usabell

Usabell
1 month ago#12
It can administer an enema.
Consoles shouldn't be about 480p, 720p, 1080p or the prettiest slideshow.
They're about a magical box that outputs wonderful streams of 60 images per second.

User Info: NicknameMy

NicknameMy
1 month ago#13
It lets Sony look like fools:

https://i.imgur.com/V47UkPr.png

User Info: Z6980

Z6980
4 weeks ago#14
It can cure cancer.
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User Info: Terantatek

Terantatek
4 weeks ago#15
Run 30fps with drops or frame pacing issues.
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User Info: beltrunner19

beltrunner19
4 weeks ago#16
It can conquer the entire Pacific Amphitheatre and commit horrible crimes against humanity.
is the sentence "getting chipotle with aristotle" funnier if you mispronounce chipotle or aristotle

User Info: Dystroph

Dystroph
4 weeks ago#17
It can practice medicine in the great state of Iowa.

User Info: PalebloodSeeker

PalebloodSeeker
4 weeks ago#18
Some people don't know how to read.
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User Info: Apalachicola

Apalachicola
4 weeks ago#19
The Nintendo Switch can obviously record your thoughts and generate corresponding Hulu recommendations. It also turns kids gay.
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate.
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