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User Info: madmatt

madmatt
2 weeks ago#1
Epic poem? - Results (78 votes)
Epic dude. Epic.
33.33% (26 votes)
26
I cringed.
12.82% (10 votes)
10
I cringed... hard. HARD.
53.85% (42 votes)
42
This poll is now closed.
Tifa, the best. Theres no need for a test.

Such giant, bountiful breast.

Mess with this b****

You gonna end up in a ditch

She just so fine and stacked

She needs to get tapped

Curves so sharp they cut

I really love her butt

The kind of girl to blush and act shy

Then turn around and turn that s*** on high

Crank it to the max

I'm about to blow my wax

This topic is getting out of hand

I best stop before I pop a gland

It's my first ever poem guys so please be gentle. I dedicate it to the coolest and hottest female video game chick ever, the Tifa. Shes so amazing.

I'm so excited for this game. Would anyone else care to share Ode to one of their favorite FF7 characters?
There are no decisions that come regret free...

User Info: madmatt

madmatt
2 weeks ago#2
These votes are bews***
There are no decisions that come regret free...

User Info: NessaJ_TuN

NessaJ_TuN
2 weeks ago#3
She is not real bruh.

User Info: madmatt

madmatt
2 weeks ago#4
NessaJ_TuN posted...
She is not real bruh.

@NessaJ_TuN for real dude?

Bruh... like... she... doesnt exist? Wha... ho...w...

I'm like... but you're like... and I'm like... what?

Fur eel? Not reel?
There are no decisions that come regret free...

User Info: orah

orah
2 weeks ago#5
and to think tifa stans were complaining about like 3 threads talking about jessie...

User Info: madmatt

madmatt
2 weeks ago#6
orah posted...
and to think tifa stans were complaining about like 3 threads talking about jessie...

Bruh you gotta get on top of that english
There are no decisions that come regret free...

User Info: GonnaeNo

GonnaeNo
2 weeks ago#7
madmatt posted...
Bruh you gotta get on top of that english

What, you mean that language you completely butchered in this and the initial post?

User Info: cjtencounter

cjtencounter
2 weeks ago#8
Wow dude, I cringed...but I had to give it to ya. It sure as hell made me laugh too.
TOP 5 consoles: 1. PS1 | 2. PS2 | 3. NES | 4. Genesis | 5. PS3

User Info: NessaJ_TuN

NessaJ_TuN
2 weeks ago#9
madmatt posted...
@NessaJ_TuN for real dude?

Bruh... like... she... doesnt exist? Wha... ho...w...

I'm like... but you're like... and I'm like... what?

Fur eel? Not reel?
Damn, you must be really high.. Yennefer > Tifa, fight me bruh..

User Info: masterman97

masterman97
2 weeks ago#10
This game needs to hurry up and come out so you guys can go back to your padded rooms.
Spawn is here.
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