The tutorial boss is a huge d*** -spoilers

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User Info: Papi_of_Corn

Papi_of_Corn
2 years ago#1
So, I see this guy, clearly in agonizing pain to the point he can't move, and I see the dude, with a sword impaled on his chest

Like the good Samaritan I am, I decidea to help. No skin off my back, not a big deal, not expecting a reward.

So, cool I help the dude and guess what?

The gigantic asshat attacks me??? Like wtf bro. I am here trying to help your ass and you try to murder me??? I can now see why they impaled you and left you behind.

What an first class a-hole.

Last person I help in this game.
Corn and porn rhyme, guess what I'm doing/eating right now?

User Info: toadieman

toadieman
2 years ago#2
You know you just wanted that sword.
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Playing: Dark Souls 3

User Info: Papi_of_Corn

Papi_of_Corn
2 years ago#3
toadieman posted...
You know you just wanted that sword.

Not, I was helping the community, one that is clearly in shambles (look at those ghetto skeletons with their raggie clothes and sagging pants)

That's what I get for making the world a better place.
Corn and porn rhyme, guess what I'm doing/eating right now?

User Info: KurzWeber72

KurzWeber72
2 years ago#4
He was trying to be so grossly incandescent and you ruined it for him.
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Papi_of_Corn
2 years ago#5
KurzWeber72 posted...
He was trying to be so grossly incandescent and you ruined it for him.

KurzWeber72 posted...
He was trying to be so grossly incandescent and you ruined it for him.


I saved him.
Corn and porn rhyme, guess what I'm doing/eating right now?
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