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User Info: OhMYGoodNES

OhMYGoodNES
3 months ago#51
Your mama is so fat that everytime I f*** her It looks like I'm fighting a sumo, but not in a fair fight.
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User Info: Oliver_Oliver

Oliver_Oliver
3 months ago#52
I'm loving all of these "Yo Mama" jokes!!
Confidence? It's nothing but an illusion.

User Info: Olld-Onne

Olld-Onne
3 months ago#53
Yo mama's so short Seth Rollins could not do the curb stomp on her successfully.
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User Info: Fat_Bastard

Fat_Bastard
3 months ago#54
Your mama so fat your daddy have to roll the b**** in flour to find the wet spot when they f***.
I'm bigger than you are and higher up the food chain. Get in my belly!

User Info: Olld-Onne

Olld-Onne
3 months ago#55
Fat_Bastard posted...
Your mama so fat your daddy have to roll the b**** in flour to find the wet spot when they f***.

But would she not start to lick the flour as soon as you put it near her?. I think that may not work in this scenario, at least not as well as it first should have. : )
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User Info: zzeennoolloo

zzeennoolloo
3 months ago#56
"Your sister is a hooker who only does it with old men. And when she does have sex with some old fart, she keeps thinking of your cross dressing daddy!!!"
Creator of the most talked about 500 post topic on the Wii U board, the most populated board on Gamefaqs. http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/631516-wii-u/72708411

User Info: Lordgold666

Lordgold666
3 months ago#57
Your mothers gaper whistles every time the wind blows
3DS: 1848-2391-0198
"May the Father of Understanding guide us"

User Info: Oliver_Oliver

Oliver_Oliver
3 months ago#58
More insults!!!
Give me more!!!
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User Info: Timeclock

Timeclock
3 months ago#59
Your fat. And I won’t sugarcoat it cause you would eat that too
When life gives you lemons, ask for pineapple's instead.

User Info: Lordgold666

Lordgold666
2 months ago#60
Whats that?

*points at chest, swipes finger up their face*
3DS: 1848-2391-0198
"May the Father of Understanding guide us"
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