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User Info: Lordgold666

Lordgold666
2 months ago#261
The_REAL_Duke_O posted...
Death by an annoying snow storm (which is outside my house right now).

Freal dude, its no joke

Took me 35 min to drive ten min down the street home
3DS: 1848-2391-0198
"May the Father of Understanding guide us"

User Info: Lordgold666

Lordgold666
2 months ago#262
Also, avalanches
3DS: 1848-2391-0198
"May the Father of Understanding guide us"
Piranha Plant

User Info: zzeennoolloo

zzeennoolloo
2 months ago#264
The Hammer Brothers who magically come to life out of the Super Mario Bros. 3 video game and would start murdering everyone for real... with real hammers...
Creator of the most talked about 500 post topic on the Wii U board, the most populated board on Gamefaqs. http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/631516-wii-u/72708411
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User Info: Timeclock

Timeclock
2 months ago#265
zzeennoolloo posted...
The Hammer Brothers who magically come to life out of the Super Mario Bros. 3 video game and would start murdering everyone for real... with real hammers...

Oof
Your baby brother playing with darts, and you open the door to tell him to come and eat but he f***ing SHOOTS A DART 8N UR EYE. You live :D although, out of anger you attempt to hit your brother, but since ur half blind you hit your 16 year old sister, then she is takes advantage of the law to not hit girls. You then go to jail for only 2 days so you will learn a lesson but the officer forgot to say it was for 2 days, so you think your staying for years and commit suicide.
B a m
When life gives you lemons, ask for pineapple's instead.

User Info: Lordgold666

Lordgold666
2 months ago#266
Winning a bleach chugging contest
3DS: 1848-2391-0198
"May the Father of Understanding guide us"
An army of knife-wielding kittens.

User Info: Oliver_Oliver

Oliver_Oliver
2 months ago#268
Death by getting beat up by a band of angry beavers.
Confidence? It's nothing but an illusion.
Heart attack over a cute bunch of red pandas.

User Info: zzeennoolloo

zzeennoolloo
2 months ago#270
Death by ordering a hot escort, but a 900 pound escort shows up because the one you ordered was sick with the flu and the 900 pound escort jumps on you and crushes you to death.
Creator of the most talked about 500 post topic on the Wii U board, the most populated board on Gamefaqs. http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/631516-wii-u/72708411
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