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User Info: Lordgold666

Lordgold666
6 months ago#221
Butt chugging a gallon of bleach
3DS: 1848-2391-0198
"May the Father of Understanding guide us"

User Info: angelkay16

angelkay16
6 months ago#222
Rubbing a polar bear's belly
"Oh my twitchy witchy girl, I think you are so nice
I give you bowls of porridge and I give you bowls of ice...cream"

User Info: Timeclock

Timeclock
6 months ago#223
Nuclear explosion but you are INSIDE THE BOMB
When life gives you lemons, ask for pineapple's instead.

User Info: Lordgold666

Lordgold666
6 months ago#224
Not having enough to pay the trolls bridge toll
3DS: 1848-2391-0198
"May the Father of Understanding guide us"

User Info: Pxwerable

Pxwerable
6 months ago#225
Eat my muffins :/
PSN: ii-Pxwerable-ii
Add me if you would like (^_^)

User Info: zzeennoolloo

zzeennoolloo
6 months ago#226
Dying from explosive muffins...
Creator of the most talked about 500 post topic on the Wii U board, the most populated board on Gamefaqs. http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/631516-wii-u/72708411

User Info: Timeclock

Timeclock
6 months ago#227
Having a normal life. Then get a notification on gamefaq that you are now the first ??? Then get a heart attack only to survive it but then hacked on gamefaq then commit suicide
When life gives you lemons, ask for pineapple's instead.

User Info: Lordgold666

Lordgold666
6 months ago#228
Timeclock posted...
Having a normal life. Then get a notification on gamefaq that you are now the first ??? Then get a heart attack only to survive it but then hacked on gamefaq then commit suicide

Lol i like this dude
3DS: 1848-2391-0198
"May the Father of Understanding guide us"
(edited 6 months ago)
Trampled by rampaging Yoshis

User Info: Timeclock

Timeclock
6 months ago#230
Just playing Splatoon 2 but then your fan falls on you. You survive it but suffer permanent damage. You live the rest of your life normally but then die of natural causes. You beg god to reincarnate you so he does. But now your a irrelevant person in the dark ages. You don’t want to suffer it so you commit suicide.
Bam
When life gives you lemons, ask for pineapple's instead.
(edited 6 months ago)
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