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User Info: K0sMos

K0sMos
1 month ago#1
I’ll start with

THIS SENTENCE HAS TO MUCH SYLLABLES, APOLOGIZEEEE !!

Mr. Torgue
Nothing is more badass than treating women with respect!!!
PSN : Woochief CFN : Woochief

User Info: Maetch

Maetch
1 month ago#2
Y'know, if there's one thing about you bandits that I can't understand, it's how you can't seem to figure out when you're beat. I mean, take this guy in New Haven, for example. People dying, buildings burning left and right, and this jackhole rushes at me with a SPOON! A freakin' SPOON! So I take the spoon and I gouge out his eyes with it and his kids are all like WAAAAAAH and DADDY, but this guy is like falling over and crashing into s*** and... HAHAHAHAHAAAA! Ohhhh my god... I dunno... guess you had to be there. Anyway, moral of the story is, you're a total b****. ~Handsome Jack

User Info: K0sMos

K0sMos
1 month ago#3
That a nice one
Nothing is more badass than treating women with respect!!!
PSN : Woochief CFN : Woochief

User Info: xScarface85x

xScarface85x
1 month ago#4
Now go punch some bad guys in the dick!

- Torgue vending machine

User Info: Spewnami

Spewnami
1 month ago#5
I punch her problems!

-Brick in Tiny Tina's Assault on DragonKeep

User Info: vertigobleak

vertigobleak
1 month ago#6
Aaannnnnddddd OPEN!
-Claptrap

User Info: doodlecrazy

doodlecrazy
1 month ago#7
Ugh. Country music exists. (to make the baby cry)
I think I have negative accuracy now
-Both Gaige

User Info: ghero89

ghero89
1 month ago#8
Not sure if this counts as a spoiler but I'll err on the side of caution:

Ha! SUCK IT, Holloway family! Even if your hitman hadn't fallen outta the sky for some weirdass reason, I woulda taken him out anyway. I killed Handsome friggin' JACK! You think one little assassin can take me down? BOOYAH. Also, sorry I killed your daughter.
-Gaige

User Info: CheaterMcCheat

CheaterMcCheat
1 month ago#9
https://youtu.be/-jy1070UwIo

RARE!
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