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User Info: 305_King

305_King
3 years ago#1
So she can ambushed by a group of archers that will mercilessly shoot at her until her head looks like a goddamn pin cushion. After that, a group of mages casts Bolganone on her lifeless body to banish her wretched existence from the face of the Earth. Good f***ing riddance.

Holy s***, I really hate that putrid fashion terrorist.
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User Info: SpellcraftQuill

SpellcraftQuill
3 years ago#2
Pieri loves you too.
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User Info: 305_King

305_King
3 years ago#3
SpellcraftQuill posted...
Pieri loves you too.


I DON'T NEED HER STUPID AFFECTION!
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User Info: Dragunov_Zero

Dragunov_Zero
3 years ago#4
Uh that wasn't a very funny joke...I was expecting the punchline to be 'because it was a bloody mess' or something along those lines...oh well, to the next thread...
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Gwonam_is_Bae
3 years ago#5
Dang, you guys are into some kinky stuff
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User Info: Taiphlosion

Taiphlosion
3 years ago#6
SpellcraftQuill posted...
Pieri loves you too.


what if he's a maid?
I'm tired of everyone I know, of everyone I see, on the streets and on TV.

User Info: 305_King

305_King
3 years ago#7
Taiphlosion posted...
SpellcraftQuill posted...
Pieri loves you too.


what if he's a maid?


The last thing I want is to be a walking bullseye for Pieri to attack...
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User Info: Flare_Sorrow

Flare_Sorrow
3 years ago#8
Even if your whole hating on Pieri schtick is a joke, there is no reason for it.

"Waah! She kills people! She's bad! WAAH!"

Seriously. Calm tf down. We get it, you hate Pieri.
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User Info: Jiyuu Falcon

Jiyuu Falcon
3 years ago#9
Flare_Sorrow posted...
Seriously. Calm tf down. We get it, you hate Pieri.

He really doesn't.

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ToadFan4Ever
3 years ago#10
Well, I for one enjoyed the joke. It was totally unexpected. Besides, you all know Pieri would have enjoyed the joke, too --if it weren't about her, though.
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