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User Info: ZoopSoul

ZoopSoul
7 months ago#31
Achievement Collector: Cat

Store Link: https://store.steampowered.com/app/912210/Achievement_Collector_Cat/

https://i.imgtc.com/9Ogj0o9.jpg

I just... wait... what? Okay, hold up. So you see the rainbow background and think "whee, a seizure simulator, looking forward to the spiral effects really drilling into my eyes," but then it's just a stationary background? The horribly cut and pasted images of a random woman and a cat's pretty cool, too, but the real winner is the poop-brown "WOO" and "d" you must collect, for some reason.

*potentially nsfw warning* Hentai Shooter 3D

Store Link: https://store.steampowered.com/app/914690/Hentai_Shooter_3D/

https://i.imgtc.com/PN8IMJc.jpg

Typical DOOM clone, sure. I get it. What I do not understand is the bullets that fly from the crotchal-region of the anime ladies, or the fact that you must bludgeon them to death with a pickle. Be sure to look for that two-tomato upgrade to your pickle for extra innuendo. When people ask me, "why don't you work in the office?" I usually reply with, "because my SFW is NSFW."

Need for Spirit: Drink & Drive Simulator

Store Link: https://store.steampowered.com/app/924670/Need_for_Spirit_Drink__Drive_Simulator/

https://i.imgtc.com/uhkzCip.jpg

Look, we've all got that uncle. You know the one. He visits strip clubs on Christmas. He offered you a cigarette when you were 5. He insists that he's a better driver drunk than when he's sober. Hey, if you don't have that uncle, you might BE that uncle--especially in Need for Spirit: Drink & Drive Simulator. I can't figure out if my favorite part is a polka song from the worst Mr. Bean movie imaginable or the fact that 90% of the trailer looks like normal off-road driving you'd see in a GTA clone.
"Cupcake is stupid" - Hypro

User Info: Caelthus

Caelthus
7 months ago#32
This topic is amazing.
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/3853476/
Neo Yokio is a masterpiece. - Popcorn_Fairy

User Info: ZoopSoul

ZoopSoul
7 months ago#33
Caelthus posted...
This topic is amazing.


Thanks, y'all. Inspired by Eminem and Machine Gun Kelly, I've got some sweet diss tracks to drop on these Steam games by week's end. Had to skip a week since I went on a mini-vacation to get away from adding these atrocious monstrosities. A palette cleanse, if you will.
"Cupcake is stupid" - Hypro

User Info: Caelthus

Caelthus
7 months ago#34
You should check out Panty Party.
It's about a girl who morphs into panties who fights other sentient panties in laser battles. Oh it also wields a sword too.
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/3853476/
Neo Yokio is a masterpiece. - Popcorn_Fairy

User Info: P4wn4g3

P4wn4g3
7 months ago#35
Well, my discover queue introduced me to a game that "teaches actual psychology" while being a dating sim

The Mind Hero
7D ChessMaster of Dark Aether
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User Info: Rimmer_Dall

Rimmer_Dall
7 months ago#36
I feel this new video by OnlyAfro is relevant to the thread.

"What happens when Steam allows any game"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Shs--U_19U4
"The cheese it yours turtles." ~ William Shakespeare

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1ofaDragon
7 months ago#37
This site or streamsite? I'm on gamefaqs site.
Lord of Arcana post-game maniac

User Info: ZoopSoul

ZoopSoul
7 months ago#38
Figured I'd collect a bevy of nausea-inducing titles for all of us to collectively lose our appetites to over several weeks, and I'm happy I did. I wanted even more horrible titles, because I'm a glutton for punishment, but alas, this is all I could dig up over the past two weeks. Enjoy!

Giraffe Town

https://i.imgtc.com/iuWNaC5.jpg

Store Link: https://store.steampowered.com/app/941480/Giraffe_Town/

Okay, what is going on here? Is this the closure of Toys R Us as directed by David Lynch? Why does it look like Geoffrey is lost in Silent Hill? The contrast of goofy gameplay and that happy giraffe in the stark, earth-tone world of Silent Bankruptcy is really messing with my head. "Remember that time in the hotel..."

GIRLS VR

https://i.imgtc.com/SBVY7tu.jpg

Store Link (Possibly NSFW): https://store.steampowered.com/app/933920/GIRLS_VR/

Have you ever had one of those dreams where you're making out with Posh Spice from the Spice Girls and all of the sudden she slowly begins morphing into the thing from John Carpenter's The Thing until your bodies begin melding together, creating one blobulous DNA congelation monstrosity? Yeah, me neither.

Bad Day Betsy

https://i.imgtc.com/3sru0gp.jpg

Store Link: https://store.steampowered.com/app/941580/Bad_Day_Betsy/

A video game about a woman who kicks me in the front-butt DEFINITELY not made by men for other men or weird sex perverts with horrifying browser histories.

Oops!!! I Slept With Your Mom

https://i.imgtc.com/nKgPwK9.jpg

Store Link: https://store.steampowered.com/app/930320/Oops_I_Slept_With_Your_Mom/

When I first saw this in the queue, I thought "oh boy, here comes some hot garbage visual novel about shacking up with your mom," but then became horrified to find out it's about an ABANDONED BABY LOOKING FOR THE MOTHER WHO DESERTED IT. Jesus Christ.

Doll of Resurrection

https://i.imgtc.com/oQWgoqD.jpg

Store Link: https://store.steampowered.com/app/927190/Doll_of_Resurrection/

I don't know what it says about me that I would totally play this, but I would. Be sure to go to the Steam store and watch the video. There's nothing better than the blow-up doll blowing itself up. This is the winner for the past month, easily. Remember that commercial where the guy throws out the lamp and it starts raining and you went, "aw, I feel bad for that inanimate object"? Well, the guy who made this thought the same thing, but about discarded sex dolls.
"Cupcake is stupid" - Hypro

User Info: Eevee-Trainer

Eevee-Trainer
7 months ago#39
ZoopSoul posted...
Oops!!! I Slept With Your Mom

Damn I hate it when that happens.
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User Info: ZoopSoul

ZoopSoul
7 months ago#40
Eevee-Trainer posted...
ZoopSoul posted...
Oops!!! I Slept With Your Mom

Damn I hate it when that happens.


It was hardly a good choice for Britney's follow-up single.
"Cupcake is stupid" - Hypro
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