8 months ago #38
    Figured I'd collect a bevy of nausea-inducing titles for all of us to collectively lose our appetites to over several weeks, and I'm happy I did. I wanted even more horrible titles, because I'm a glutton for punishment, but alas, this is all I could dig up over the past two weeks. Enjoy!

    Giraffe Town


    Store Link: https://store.steampowered.com/app/941480/Giraffe_Town/

    Okay, what is going on here? Is this the closure of Toys R Us as directed by David Lynch? Why does it look like Geoffrey is lost in Silent Hill? The contrast of goofy gameplay and that happy giraffe in the stark, earth-tone world of Silent Bankruptcy is really messing with my head. "Remember that time in the hotel..."



    Store Link (Possibly NSFW): https://store.steampowered.com/app/933920/GIRLS_VR/

    Have you ever had one of those dreams where you're making out with Posh Spice from the Spice Girls and all of the sudden she slowly begins morphing into the thing from John Carpenter's The Thing until your bodies begin melding together, creating one blobulous DNA congelation monstrosity? Yeah, me neither.

    Bad Day Betsy


    Store Link: https://store.steampowered.com/app/941580/Bad_Day_Betsy/

    A video game about a woman who kicks me in the front-butt DEFINITELY not made by men for other men or weird sex perverts with horrifying browser histories.

    Oops!!! I Slept With Your Mom


    Store Link: https://store.steampowered.com/app/930320/Oops_I_Slept_With_Your_Mom/

    When I first saw this in the queue, I thought "oh boy, here comes some hot garbage visual novel about shacking up with your mom," but then became horrified to find out it's about an ABANDONED BABY LOOKING FOR THE MOTHER WHO DESERTED IT. Jesus Christ.

    Doll of Resurrection


    Store Link: https://store.steampowered.com/app/927190/Doll_of_Resurrection/

    I don't know what it says about me that I would totally play this, but I would. Be sure to go to the Steam store and watch the video. There's nothing better than the blow-up doll blowing itself up. This is the winner for the past month, easily. Remember that commercial where the guy throws out the lamp and it starts raining and you went, "aw, I feel bad for that inanimate object"? Well, the guy who made this thought the same thing, but about discarded sex dolls.
    "Cupcake is stupid" - Hypro