8 months ago #31
    Achievement Collector: Cat

    Store Link: https://store.steampowered.com/app/912210/Achievement_Collector_Cat/

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    I just... wait... what? Okay, hold up. So you see the rainbow background and think "whee, a seizure simulator, looking forward to the spiral effects really drilling into my eyes," but then it's just a stationary background? The horribly cut and pasted images of a random woman and a cat's pretty cool, too, but the real winner is the poop-brown "WOO" and "d" you must collect, for some reason.

    *potentially nsfw warning* Hentai Shooter 3D

    Store Link: https://store.steampowered.com/app/914690/Hentai_Shooter_3D/

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    Typical DOOM clone, sure. I get it. What I do not understand is the bullets that fly from the crotchal-region of the anime ladies, or the fact that you must bludgeon them to death with a pickle. Be sure to look for that two-tomato upgrade to your pickle for extra innuendo. When people ask me, "why don't you work in the office?" I usually reply with, "because my SFW is NSFW."

    Need for Spirit: Drink & Drive Simulator

    Store Link: https://store.steampowered.com/app/924670/Need_for_Spirit_Drink__Drive_Simulator/

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    Look, we've all got that uncle. You know the one. He visits strip clubs on Christmas. He offered you a cigarette when you were 5. He insists that he's a better driver drunk than when he's sober. Hey, if you don't have that uncle, you might BE that uncle--especially in Need for Spirit: Drink & Drive Simulator. I can't figure out if my favorite part is a polka song from the worst Mr. Bean movie imaginable or the fact that 90% of the trailer looks like normal off-road driving you'd see in a GTA clone.
    "Cupcake is stupid" - Hypro